Pain | Improv Comedy | Stand Up Comedy By Rajasekhar Mamidanna

Pain | Improv Comedy | Stand Up Comedy By Rajasekhar Mamidanna So a couple of weeks back, I landed in Hyderabad and the pilot announced that, we landed in Hyderabad and all passengers please be seated. The moment he said that all of us stood up in the aisle. Why should we listen to him bolke. I was anyway sleeping through out the flight and wanted to go home and sleep again, obviously. I was sleeping while standing in the aisle also. That's when I realised, I am a professional sleeper. I can collaborate with other professional sleepers also. Anyway, so I took my bag and started walking out of that aero bridge and one guy came and said, 'excuse me sir', I was ready to give him a selfie and he said, 'I think you are taking my bag and this is your bag and that is mine'. We exchanged the bags and I continued my sleep walking. As I reached the escalator, that guy came again and he said, sorry for the confusion, it is your bag and that is mine. I was like dude, what? and he was like, sorry I was half sleepy and he apologised and gave my bag back. Ya, I wanted to collaborate but not like this re. Now I 80 percent woke up and checked my bag once. I opened it and checked inside also. Everything seemed to be there apart from my jockey underwear. I looked around and that guy was also checking his bag. Both of us looked at each other and smiled awkwardly. I am sure, he must not have stolen jockey of all the things in there. My laptop was there too. But I cannot be 100 percent sure, anything can happen these days. I followed him till the exit. Don't know why though. What was my plan? Push him into the corner and take his pants off? the moment I realised, what I was doing, I politely walked off towards my vehicle. I came home, now completely awake, opened the door and saw the jockey on my sofa. Basically, it was truly, Jockey or nothing moment. To that guy, whom I doubted, if you are reading this, I am sorry, I thought you could steal my underwear. Forgive me and I hope you get to buy all kinds of underwears you want to buy in this life. I hope we never meet each other again. I don't know why I am writing all this here, nobody reads the description anyway. #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #jokes #cleancomedy #crowdwork